lunes, 18 de agosto de 2008

El fasinante mundo de alla afuera,....

Bueno se preguntaran que mierda escribire ahora,... pues bien, hoy les hablare sobre como nacen los bebes,... hay muchos que dicen que los bebes son traidos ed paris,...FALSO, i fueran de paris todos ablarian frances y a demos como nacerian los negritos????? en Francia no nacen negritos ,,, eso creo,.... Otros afirman que los bebes nacen de un pepino,... que estupides,... los pepinos niciquiera asen el amor,... jamas an sentido un orgasmos ¿como podria un pepeino tener un hijo?,... mas ensima un humano,... olvidenlo,..... otros no tienen idea y en ese grupo entoro yo,.... solo se que un bebe es una cosa peque que lo unico que hace es comer dormir y cagar,.... que vida¡¡¡¡¡ bueno de todos modos si yo pudiera ser bebe encantado,. pero no se puede,.... ya olvide lo que se sentia estar echado tooo el dia y que solo te despertaras pa comer y pa cagar,... bueno igual cagrse debe da aber sido incomodo,.... especialmente por las coseduras y tooo,... 11YO NO ME CAGO111,.POR SI LO PENSARON AKJSAKSJKAS,... segun mi propia version los niños nacen de la amor,.... la amor es una mujer enorme que tiene un cuerpo hermoso y que jamas dice que no al sexo,... por eso el papa tiene que ir done la amor y decirle,.. oye tengamos sexo,... entonces ella dice que si y los dos felices tienen sexo,... despues el papa deposita 20.000 lukas en el banco a nombre de la amor,... y ella te manda por mail un hijo en una semana,... eso sin contar los dias que se demora en cargar al bebe como archivo adjuntado,... lpor eso a las mujeres no les gusta tener muchos hijos,... pues saben que sus maridos tendran que hacer el amor con la amor que es asi como la maura rivera tamaño familiar,.... cuando el bebe yega como archivo adjuntado uno lo descarga y lo saca grabandlo en un cd,.... y asi el papa y la mama van al hospital a que el medico le inserte el bebe en la guata y asi la mama tendra al hijo en nueve meses,.... pero asi ya viene como too preparao,.... bueno y asi nacen los bebes y grasias a dios sigo teniendo este estupidoblog pues se me avia olvidado la contraseña,... grasias por postiar esta guea y avisen si quiren que les aclare otra duda aserca de bebes o la mierda que se les ocurra,... adios a toos los que pierden el tiempo leyendo esto,... adiosin,....

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